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WARREN ELLIS
Or, at the very least, things you need to stop writing
to tell me you care about, you terrible wankers:
* Arserape in contemporary superhero comics. Don't
care. If having z-level superhero cast characters
analised and set on fire is what it takes to drain
three bucks out of the Android's Dungeon crowd, then
I am the last person you need to be complaining
to about it, because I didn't write them and I don't
fucking publish them. I don't care. They can have a
Superhero Arserape Funnies Parade down the middle
of the fucking high street and the most I'd do is take
a picture. Don't. Care.
* Related: the oohspooky Darkening Of The
Superhero Comics. Shut the fuck up. Go and
watch ICHI THE KILLER and then come back
and tell me that Bendis and Millar and Meltzer
etc etc are killing superhero fiction and, I dunno,
dripping blood-flecked semen all over your
childhood toys or whatever they're being accused
of today.
* Further: neither Hawkeye nor Blue Beetle
are Jesus, except possibly in your dreams after
your mummy has given you too much cough
medicine.
* Saving Superman. Stop writing to me about what
can be done to "save Superman." You know who
you are when you jabber on about that? You're
the retarded urchin who hobbles up to the big
landowner's house and says, "your house is awfully
dirty, mister. Can I clean it for you? Free of
charge. And you can arserape me and set me on
fire afterwards."
* Also? Anyone who uses the handle "Tyler Durden"
in their email address is a human fart. This is an
immutable law of the universe. I checked and everything.
Leave me alone. I have a cane.
The End. Applause. Flying knickers. Bucket of
falling-down water. Let's away.
And fuck off.
-- W
you ever think to explain a little something to anyone?
anyone who thinks they are a character from some movie is caught up in the commercialisation of the essence, the trick is to draw far too many para leveled details from their bullshit and compose a symphony of shit sewer pipes, if you can't work with the material, change it, as you've done, but don't fucking yell at me for wanting to fucking clean pout your shit hole since i do live downwind, the assrape part.. why don'5t you go fuck yourself until you bleed out your mouth.
if you take actual offence to any of this get the fuck back to the drawing bored and change YOUR style of communications.
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